Explaining Positive Discrimination
Rock music society meeting in the bar. Long hair, bleached hair, leather, denim, make up (glam rocker stuff, you know?) and general chit chat about life.

One guy is discussing something job related with another and asks him "What is positive discrimination?"

"Well," he says, "Positive discrimination is when you employ an Asian lesbian cripple because she's the only Asian lesbian cripple who's applied for the job. Suitability has nothing to do with it."

Suddenly there's a loud clunk as the doors to the bar are pushed open by an object. Silence descends over everyone. As an Indian girl in an electric wheelchair moves slowly through the bar to go into the canteen.

The silence is now one of such profound stunnedness, all eyes on this lass in the electric wheelchair as she heads to the canteen. You could have heard a headlouse fart. She clunks through the double doors to the canteen.

As they shut everyone in the bar starts howling with uncontrollable laughter. At least two people pissed themselves. I was crying hysterically on the table. The comic timing of this was so incredibly perfect.

The only way it could have been better is if she had been in a Spazz wheelchair.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:05, 2 replies)

It could have been a bit better
If she'd been fingering her girlfriend at the time.

But it's definitely clickworthy!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:07, closed)

you beat me to it k2k6!
*clicks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:10, closed)