Kaol just reminded me, I dropped a midget
Twas a few years ago, around this time of year. A few of us were out on a hen party, dressed as Santas.

While I was at the bar, this bloke started chatting me up and asked if I'd like to dance. It wasn't until he climbed down from his bar stool that I noticed he was vertically challenged.

Not wanting to offend the chap, and being the season of good will, I thought it only good manners to continue to the dance floor.

Then the cheeky little shite grabbed my arse! So, without thinking, I grabbed his too. Now, my son must have been around 4, and my drunken instinct was to pick the dwarf up and sit him on my hip. And swing him round on the dancefloor.

What fun. Until, being at the "right" level now, Little Elvis (for that is his name) decided to plant a smacker on my lips.

EEEEEOUGH! Nasty slavvery yuck! Too busy was I wiping the slavver off my chops - with both hands, for it was gross - it took a moment or two before I realised that I'd dropped him. On his back. He resembled one of those Smash robots, squirming on the floor as I peeled a potato.....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:11, 5 replies)

Excellent...!

Mind you, for that little fella to just blatantly try it on with you like that, I've got to admire his balls...

but I'd have to get really low down to do so
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)

...
*SPANG!*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:26, closed)

Yeah
what a low down bum!

Not you Poo, Little Elvis
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:26, closed)

Images of "mini me" in my head
Was he OK? You didn't break him or anything?

That has just reminded me of something awful I did a couple of years ago, and I was repressing so well!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:30, closed)

Yes!!!!
And I am now singing ' I dropped a midget' to Katy Perry.
(Tugnut I got them all..., Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:41, closed)