It wasn't pre-meditated,
but I was once rifling through the top-draw of junk looking for some money or something, when I came across a box. Without thinking (that's me!) I took out the box, turned to my girlfriend who was sat on the bed and went down on one knee.

"Sarah?"
"Yes??" *glee hands*
*opens box*
"Have you seen my cuff links? They're ace aren't they?"

I won't fully describe what happened next, but much tears and flouncing was involved (and that was just me).

They were ace cuff links though.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:48, 16 replies)

Big fat click for you...

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:50, closed)

^What she said^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:54, closed)

class.
(Pat_Gash, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)

Top-class bastardry
Have a click.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)

Oh well done, sir!
*clicks*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:29, closed)

A click for this
mainly because I can imagine my GF's response if I did this.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:41, closed)

An early contender
Big click
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07, closed)

I think i actually want to marry you because of this!
(CarryOnKay, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:39, closed)

So...
Did she say "yes"?


I'll give you a click while you realise I'm joking. (But did you end up marrying her following a legitimate proposal?)
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:34, closed)

I'm afraid not. She turned out to be a little... unstable *
I can't imagine why.

* Crazy-assed bunny boiler
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:40, closed)

keep her away from me !!!!!

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:04, closed)

Clickage.

(iamdoingapooasisignup, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:46, closed)

top work!
*click*
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 1:07, closed)

Superb skills...
*click*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:23, closed)

Mean
But I likes it!
( awayfromthenumbers, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:46, closed)

Click!
Awesome :)
(flyme, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 18:30, closed)