Fat fucking barman!
While out one night in Guildford, I was most definitely refreshed. Refreshed as a newt some might say!

I sway my way to the bar and ask the rather portly barman for another pint of his finest cider and if that is unavailable then Strongbow will do!

He looks at me and says in his sternest voice

"I'm sorry sir but I think you've had enough already!"

I am refused service, I accept this and leave the bar, go home and sleep content that I have had a good night and no harm came to anyone in my vicinity!

Not two weeks later the roles are reversed!

He goes absolutely mental, threatening me, screaming at my manager that he wants me sacked!

But in his defence I do work in Burger King!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:40, 5 replies)

Fuck Me!!!
A funny post!!! Cheers mate!!! *clicky click click*
( SpankyHanky, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 0:43, closed)

I'm clicking this,
though I'm sure it can't be original it made me genuinely lol.
( Zuowan, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 1:09, closed)

Excellent
I want to get a job in Burger King and find a fat barman etc so that I can try that.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:31, closed)

Brilliant.
Big click for you.
( Moey, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:22, closed)

More power to you
That's what I think
(Zutroy started without you, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 5:57, closed)