Takeaway
My mate Steve rolled up at our local recently with his new girlfriend. He looked a bit sheepish. This girl was eighteen years old.

Not a problem, particularly, but Steve had given me loads of shit for going out with a girl five years younger than me a few years back. My ex was twenty-six at the time.

After the pub session the three of us went to the Chinese takeaway over the road.

"What you having, Spanky?" asks Steve.

"Hmmmm, think I'll have the pork um yung, Steve."

Could almost hear his teeth grinding.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:04, 7 replies)

Arf!
Must not laugh while drinking coffee!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 9:23, closed)

I've got a friend with a younger girlfriend
8 years younger- though still (just) legal.

Consider this comment-taxed. I'm off to suggest we get a Chinese tonight before going to the pub...
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:01, closed)

HeHeHe
thats good
(Save Us All !!!, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:15, closed)

priceless
have to remember that
(Errin C, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:17, closed)

youre naughty
you are!
(Grrrrr Tigers, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 11:20, closed)

good one.
in teh grey drive. click
(mersault, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 12:38, closed)

Superb...
Earns a click from me...once I stop crying with laughter.
( snee held his breath since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, closed)