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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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I had a near-miss...
...with the sex offender's register once, at least in the eyes of others, but sidestepped it beautifully even if I say so myself.

I'd left my folks to live with the then-gf and a few mates in a place that we rented in a neigbouring town, but I came back often to visit folks and mates. Knowing the town as I did and still with no driving licence, I travelled mostly by way of back-alleys and such, partly so marauding munchkins didn't crash into my bollocks with those lil' metal scooters and partly because when you're on foot a shortcut is a shortcut.

One time a couple of young girls, maybe 12 and 15, were ahead of me in an alley and I tend to yomp it when I'm on my own so I was gaining. As I did, I overheard them speculating about whether they should run out of the alley to avoid getting beasted by me. Ignoring the insult, which for me is unusual, I waited until they looked back at me again and then cracked the biggest yawn I could muster. Upon seeing this, the eldest of the two said 'On second thought, I think we'll be alright'.

One of very few true blinders I've ever played. I'm proud :)
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 12:51, closed)

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