Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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It was all slipperyYou know those statues on Easter Island? All in a row, staring straight ahead with no expression whatsoever?
Well that's exactly what a hungover rugby team looks like when they are sitting on the grass at a christening and an eight year old girl strips off and decides to climb all over them.
It's funny how you would rather let her wipe her bare arse all over your head than try and stop her in any way that might mean either using your hands or opening your mouth.
Had it been a rather haggard and saggy old stripper, or a fat and flatulent No.8 then no problems (just to reassure you that stereotypes are alive and well, though a tad fishier).
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 15:02, Reply)
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