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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Playing on my own

Whilst at University I was sitting in my basement one day. I was a bit bored so I decided to have a game of Counter-Strike. My radiator was broken and was stuck on the top setting. It became awfully hot so I decided to remove my clothes.

I'm sure I saw a couple of pervs at my window staring in and looking at me, but hey, maybe it was just my imagination.
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 18:24, Reply)

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