Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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my poor boyfriend gets told he is a perv when he is with meI'm 16 he is 15 but i look alot younger than him and this seems to confuze people
Example 1
We were on a bus and, as you, do we were having a bit of a snog. All of a sudden we hear alot of tutting so we stop and i look round. Behind us were a bunch of chavs. The most dykest girl there yells to my boyfriend "you're gonna go to jail for what your doin'!" one of the others yelled " yeh poor girl must only be bout 9 and what are you? 18??"
we just laughed and got off the bus. I've seen these kids around alot and i know for a fact that most of them have ASBOs and such.
Examle 2
We were on a train, only ones in the carrage, having a bit of fun (i sound like i have a bit of a public transport fetish - I dont I swear) The train pulled into the last staion and a bunch of people got on and just stood staring! Some woman was really laying in to my boyfriend saying she was going to call the police as it was rape blah blah it took ages to get it into her haed that I'm acctually older than him!
(, Fri 18 Aug 2006, 22:21, Reply)
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