Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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First Glimpse...I was about ten or eleven and at Primary School. Now, at our Primary School, there were two playgrounds; the Infants' at the back, and the Juniors' at the front. I would often help out with the Infants' play time, usually playing footy with the boys, but I did get aquainted with a girl who also joined in our footy games, who was about six or seven.
During the summer, when the weather was nice, everyone would go and play out in the fields. The Infant boys would join in the Juniors' game of footy, and as I wasnt very good (after all, I would only play with boys a few years younger than me), I wouldn't bother, and for some reason, this girl would carry on hanging out with me.
Now, for reasons I can't quite remember (but they were completely innocent!) I ended up dragging this girl around the field. It was only a matter of time before her trousers came down, and her underwear too...
Next thing I knew, I was up against the headmaster, and suspended from school for a week...
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 0:02, Reply)
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