Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Koreans and cameras6 months ago I moved to New Zealand to start university, and in my hall of residence I was made to share a room with a Korean because we were both international students.
He was always in bed which made life very difficult for me, and made taking photos of my room to show friends back home even more difficult. I tried to keep his bed out of the pictures, but unfortunately I managed to take one which included his foot poking out from underneath his duvet.
A few days later I was confronted by an irate roommate who'd obviously been looking at the pictures on my camera. "You took a photo of me while I was alseep!" he shouted. And then added the classic quote, "Do you think this is normal behaviour?"
I didn't really know what to say so I remained quiet while he went on to say that he'd already been downstairs to inform the management. I was moved the very next day.
(, Sat 19 Aug 2006, 0:29, Reply)
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