Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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Hull - The Welly Club...I swear she was 21, your honourSeptember 2004 - For my 30th Birthday I went out with a few mates to my favourite Indie Night (Sweet n' Sour) at Hull's notorious Welly Club. We'd been in there about 30 minutes or so and I ended up on the dancefloor, throwing shapes in the way a man celebrating his 30th birthday should. I'm dressed in mandatory indie-club fashion, topped off with a large yellow "30 TODAY" badge. (Thus making it obvious how old I am) I ended up dancing with two ladies, both of them fit-as....well, you get the picture. We went back to the table were I'd left my mates and got talking. One of the two ladies went off to the bar to get me a double aftershock, on account of me being 30 while I proceeded to bag-off with her mate. Said lady returns from the bar and the one who I was just swapping spit with buggered off to the loo. Her mate leaned over, passed me my aftershock and said "She's been after you since you walked in, you just made her night. By the way, how old did she say she was?"
(You can see what's coming...)
I replied loudly "21, you both are, right?"
Girl looks at me and creases up
"Sorry love, we're both 16"
I never thought it was possible to feel sordid yet somewhat heroic at the same time.
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 1:37, Reply)
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