Apparently I'm a sex offenderI was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?
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rob, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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youthful naïvetéWhen I was in my early teens, I'd go shopping in town, sometimes using the public toilets there.
I nearly called up one of the numbers scrawled on the wall. After all, I was young and "gagging", and I thought it very considerate of Girls to come in to the Mens loo to write their "classifieds"...
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bnt what, me worry?, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 13:05,
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