Now that this QOTW has long since run out of real answers,
what we need is wave upon wave of gut-churningly awful, convoluted shaggy dog stories and other puns on the phrase "Iffy crushes" that make you feel like you've just wasted five minutes of your life reading them to tide us over till Thursday. It's the only ingredient missing so far. Remember, folks:

Good QOTW = stories
Bad QOTW = crippling social retards and shite puns.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:04, 7 replies)

Good QOTW?
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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 18:15, closed)

To make this QOTW good, we need pun laden stories,
even though puns make QOTW bad?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:27, closed)

Pun Laden? You insensitive prick.
I died in the twin towers.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:58, closed)

I am literally pissing
on your smoking corpse.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 20:57, closed)

No
Puns will not turn a sow's ear into a silk purse. It is, however, an unwritten rule of B3ta that any week in which hardly anyone has a decent story to tell will close with 2-3 days' of godawful punnage.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, closed)

any week in which hardly anyone has a decent story to tell every week
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:18, closed)

The questions about sex that only demand a short reply get all the shit answers, because all the 14 year olds join in, trying to be edgy and clever
The QOTW that focus on life experiences tend to get better answers.
(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:54, closed)