I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Not me (thank god)...... but someone I knew through juggling was once challenged by a friend as a bet that he couldn't climb a flagpole.
Never one to say no to a challenge, Del (for 'twas his name), promptly shinned up up the flagpole all the way to the top.
So far so good.
Coming back down the flagpole proved a little more tricky however due to the interaction of gravity, the cleat on said flagpole, and the scrotum on said man.
Cue scrotum being caught on the cleat and being ripped open.
Not sure which was worse, being told the story or shown the scar!
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JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:56,
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