I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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Revenge of the penis muncher......just this week I was attending a routine ambulance case and heard another crew on the radio being sent to "a man with a penis injury".
Being a nosy bastard I caught up with the other crew later and asked what had happened.
It seems their patient was receiving a blowjob from a 'working girl' and during said act he mentioned to her his current pubic crab infestation.
Apparently she chomped down on his todger in anger and left him with an intact, but rather damaged looking organ.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 0:09, Reply)
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