I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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When I was 10I had eczema on my cock. Not nice, although I rubbed cream on it all the time, at that age I wasn't exactly aware of how fun this could be, so it was just a horribly embarrassing condition.
At paintballing too, age 12, I got shot in the bum. This resulted in a lovely bruise on my right arse cheek.
Oh, and the banjo string thing? Ouch, plus it bleeds like a bastard. Mind you, they can heal up enough for you to have a very rough shag and still escape injury free, so circumcision is not always necessary.
Other than that my naughty bits seem to have stayed intact.
(, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 0:37, Reply)
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