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I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again

My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)

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I did this to the tank of my bike using my crotch when I crashed it 3 and a half years ago

Fuck knows how it's all still in working order, although having said that I could be sterile, I've not been tested
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 4:12, 19 replies)

What type of bike is it?

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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 5:24, closed)

*holds up hand*
I know I know

A shinny blue one
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:52, closed)

Anyone can see it's blue. Duh!
However, I've deduced that because it's got a petrol tank, it's probably a "Motorbike". (or a modified Raleigh Chopper).
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 8:57, closed)

Grifter.
You pleb.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:45, closed)

Wasn't the Grifter just the more 'normal' looking one.
The Chopper had the 'gearstick' and high back seat. And tiddy wheels, thus ensuring many a young mans plumbs have been rearranged on anything that stuck out.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:44, closed)

I'm guessing...
.. a GSF 600. 2004 perhaps?
(silene, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 9:57, closed)

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The dimpled seat and tank shape look just like my Fazer 1000.
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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:52, closed)

It's a chopper baby, hop on

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:18, closed)

K1 1200 Bandit I'd guess.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:34, closed)

another bandit vote
i thought 600 though as i am sure the 1200 had a black motor *geek*
(fivetide, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:55, closed)

I think its a yamaha
xjr 12/1300 to be precise. not got the awesome speedblock paintjob on the tank, but the chromey bit by the carbs looks spot-on!

Edit: scratch that, 01-05 bandit
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 7:27, closed)

Balls of steel?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 8 Mar 2013, 6:09, closed)

"Iron Balls" McGinty.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:26, closed)

Looks like...
... you had a wee boner at the time of impact...
(EffinNitWit asks his tobacco where his whisky is, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 11:52, closed)

Same
Done the same. Even under the influence of very strong drugs at the hospital I still managed to pull my WTF face when the nurse asked if I had checked if my testicles were "still there".

Apparently it is common to rupture one, or perhaps two; three may be pushing it through.
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Kovacs Slogan free since 2003, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 14:49, closed)

You must have one huge knob
I can almost see the outline of your cock in the dent.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Sat 9 Mar 2013, 3:42, closed)

Oh, just wank him off already.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Wed 13 Mar 2013, 23:25, closed)

For those of you trying to guess the bike
It was a Suzuki GSF 600 K2 Bandit
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 0:12, closed)

I am guessing that the scratch did not polish out!
Ouchy, you were lucky. A friend of mine broke his pelvis when the tank on his ZX10 forced his hips apart during a front end crash.

Nice coloured Bandit though.
Clicky
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 11:54, closed)

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