I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I went to a restaurant that just served Chicken dishes.The portions were poultry!
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Ninj, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 15:50,
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What did the wonky line say when it was asking for help?I ask you..
No apologies.
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I've devised a philosophy based around jamIt's for people who want to preserve their way of life.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2018, 2:03,
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The real reason people don't wear Speedos any more.Is because they've got paedos in them.
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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Thu 18 Oct 2018, 20:40,
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My dog's got no nose. How does it smell?It doesn't, bled to death due to the nose injury.
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The dead squirrel jokeWhy did the squirrel cross the road?
It didn't.
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I used to work in customer service for a laxative company once...I was forever telling people 'sorry for any incontinence.'
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My wife has been gone a while, and without her I'm listlessNo one's given me a list of things to do for weeks.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Mon 8 Oct 2018, 0:40,
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Although a transvestite friend of mine lives in Greater Manchester... He also has a Wigan address.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 4 Oct 2018, 17:29,
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latest was 5 years ago)
Spoiler alertDid you hear about the bride who had a period on the day she got married?
It was a red wedding.
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We have no idea if Jeremy Corbyn would ruin this country as Prime MinisterBut Theresa May
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all signing, all dancing: musicals for the hearing impaired(
maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:59,
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What's Sherlock Holmes' favourite plant?A lemon tree.
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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:58,
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Richard III’s album sales begin to fall. Now is the winter of his disc content
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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:57,
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psychologist: so, you often get the urge to stand onstage?me: yes, but I'd never act on it
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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:56,
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BREAKING: Alcoholic Country Becomes Beholden To A Drinking Establishment, Signs Declaration Of Inn Dependence(
maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:53,
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I'm going to marry the lady at the fish market.She's the girl of my breams.
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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:51,
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Did you hear about the newspaper journalist whose poor formatting got him executed?It just wasn’t justified.
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maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:50,
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A Twitch-based science fiction horror story: I Have No Mouse, And I Must Stream(
maia is thinking about gnomes, Wed 26 Sep 2018, 20:49,
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Why does Crystal Gayle insert smurfs into her bottomShe wants to make her brown eye blue........
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Whenever I print out invoices for both my Kurdish clients......I do so on paper that I've torn from my paperback copy of "How To Look Good Naked".
I like to bill two kurds with Wan's tome.
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i tried to make a sauce vert, but it went wrongboy, was THAT a waste of thyme!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Sep 2018, 15:59,
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