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This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

* No isms - keep this light
* Non jokes will be deleted and users temp banned
* No nicked jokes - write one!

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
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(, Sat 12 May 2018, 0:26, Reply)
Oooooof...

(, Sat 12 May 2018, 11:27, Reply)
BAN HIM ROB. Racist AND nicked

(, Sun 13 May 2018, 11:22, Reply)
Ohnoes dun ban
The banning was for non-jokes only - I am confident that I can argue that this was a joke
(, Sun 13 May 2018, 14:43, Reply)
I was banned for an ism which wasn't even a real one, so nope

(, Wed 16 May 2018, 11:38, Reply)
I confirm it is a joke
...but I'm afraid I have heard it before, so I call into question that it was written purely for this QOTW.

However, I would concede that the concept behind this joke could indeed have occurred to two independent joke producers without conferring; plus I would suggest that the chances of two non-conferring funsters coming to a similar rib-tickling juxtaposition of the initial concept unexpectedly undermined by the concluding negative would increase with the passage of time; and as it is several years since I first heard this, it could even be quite likely that this is the case.

I do therefore conclude that I have made a spurious, unfounded and possibly malicious claim and therefore should be banned, temporarily if not permanently.
(, Wed 3 Oct 2018, 19:48, Reply)

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