An Scottish horse, an Irish horse, and a Rabbi horse walk into a bar
They make a bet that they'll try and pick up the next female horse that walks in. A beautiful chestnut filly walks in and orders a campari and soda. The Scottish horse downs its single malt whisky, smooths out its kilt, adjusts its sporran and walks over and stands beside her.
"Neigh!", he says, "Neigh, neigh. Neigh!!!". The preliminaries over, he mounts her and sends a couple of tables tumbling over as he feverishly pumps away, spilling some of the other patrons' pints all over the patterned carpet. To be honest, I don't have punchline for this joke. I probably should have thought of one before I started writing it
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Nov 2018, 23:11, 1 reply, 5 years ago)

I told this joke to my girlfriend and she said she thought that it was going to go through all the horses having increasingly weird sex with the lady horse, and then the barman would say to her, "why the long face?"

Something to bear in mind if you ever fancy writing a sequel.
(Eukanuba, Mon 22 Jul 2019, 21:25, Reply)