Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Where Ancrenne used to workYou could hire wine glasses and long glasses for cocktails. You could also hire pitchers in which to mix your Pimms. This was a free service, but of course there was a small (refundable) charge.
Or, as my boss said, to a rather charming, and amply bosomed young lady, 'there's a deposit on your jugs'.
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:21,
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Ah, yes ...... I see what I missed there.
Perhaps a better introduction would have been, "By coinicidence, I used to work in the same company as Ancrenne, of which she has previously written in this QOTW, although in a different branch altogether and probably not at the same time, and here is an amusing tale ..."
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:04,
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