Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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We get through a lot of innuendos at workThe woman who sits opposite me at work has a great knack of opening her mouth and putting her foot in it. One of my favorites was when there was a lot of noise coming from the street outside the office, she got up to see what was happening and we asked what the noise was, she said....
"oh it's just some blokes sucking out a man hole"
Queue us laughing for 5 minutes
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JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 1:09,
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