German class
At school I was well known for messing about with toys in class (Nintendo Game & Watch, paper aeroplanes, you name it). German class was the worst - as I was living in Germany at the time, I got bored easily, as I already knew much of what was being taught.

There were only three pupils in the German class (that's public school for you) and one day I was, as usual, messing about with a new toy - this time a variation of the Rubik's cube.

The German master, who was a bit camp to say the least (he shared a flat with the Geography teacher - I'm still not sure to this day if he was gay or not) became very frustrated by the fact that I wasn't paying much attention to him.

Eventually he stormed over to my desk, snatched the toy from me and uttered the immortal line :

"Honestly! If we stripped you naked and stood you on the desk, you'd still find something to play with!"

It took a moment for him to realise exactly what he'd said... I've never seen anyone turn such a lovely shade of crimson as we pissed ourselves laughing...
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 13 Jun 2008, 8:03, Reply)