Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ex Girlfriends mum liked to treat her CatShe went into Tescos and asked a young shelf-stacker..
"I need some cream for my pussy?"
Poor lad was probably scared shitless as she was a big lass!
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Sheep in Socks it is illegal to take a lion to the cinema., Sun 15 Jun 2008, 18:37,
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