bono
Oh blimey, I have my fair share of weirdos contacting me due to my absolute hatred of that cunt bongo.
Some friends and I set up a group on that awful, yes you hate it site, facebook.
It's quiet these days but a few years ago when you could actually talk to people on there and have some fun we had some real scary anger projected towards us.
Mike Brown was just one example.
He LOVED bono and U2, and very much took umbridge to the fact that we hated bono and his fucking face.
He posted over and over again calling us for everything and entering into the kind of arguments that you just can't (don't want) to win and are utterly pointless and we did take great pleasure in discussing his issues with him. Thing was, if someone loved the little Irish cunt then that's fine, each to their own, but he was utterly obsessed with changing our minds. When it didn't go his way he would be apoplectic with rage.
We banned him and blocked him but he kept coming back back with fake profiles spitting feathers and getting more and more insane as time went on.
Turned out his dad was a top lawyer in America and was going to sue us, he reminded us of this at least 3 times a day.
After someone posted a picture of him in his back garden topless showing off his U2 hubcaps, (yes, hubcaps) he went completely MENTAL.
The females got horrible rape fantasy messages, really scary threats, from not only him but his plethora of 'friends'.
We never heard from his dad though, funnily enough.
He was just the tip of the iceberg. There was the guy who had a liking for U2 but also very young Thai girls and the lady who brought her entire family into the mix because she was just SO ANGRY. It's amazing how not liking someone and stating it, online, can cause such outrage from those that disagree with you, online.
On the other hand, I did make some proper real life friends from that group. Many who I have visited and have stayed with me and who I count as valuable people in my life, even years on.
There has even been 2 weddings between fellow bongo haters and they are all impossibly happy.
I guess I have to thank that cunt bongo for something.
FUCK.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 21:37, 9 replies)

I'm not sure whether you're railing against Bono or bongos (or is one a pejorative term for the other?) - but as they're both shit, gets a click from me.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:02, closed)

:D
Calling it bongo saves having to type the word bono. Which is of course entirely disagreeable.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 22:08, closed)

How completely irresponsible!
In this time of diminishing natural resources you think you can just add a superfluous g to Bono's name without any thought about the consequences. Shame on you. One day the Internet will run out and it's inconsiderate space wasting practices such yours that will bring that time upon us sooner rather than later.
I shall say no more about it just now, but I hope you have a good think about what you have done and how you can modify your behaviour in the future.

Won't somebody, please, think of the children!
(Figmaus, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 16:49, closed)

Ok, how about an anagram instead
Nobo ok?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 24 Nov 2012, 20:32, closed)

I quite like Bono
but I like your post too.
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 23:46, closed)

Lucky you didn't post on twitter
You'd have had some real lawyers after you then!
(BlondeBombshell Small but perfectly formed., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 7:16, closed)

but he's saving the planet for all of us
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 13:49, closed)

That's only fair, it is his planet after all. The rest of us just live on it.

(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Fri 23 Nov 2012, 18:48, closed)

:D

( skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Nov 2012, 17:21, closed)