Cat owners who refuse to accept that...
1 - Cats are NOT as good as dogs.
2 - They're gay n shit (both cats and their owners).
3 - Other stuff.

I own neither BTW and so I am totally impartial.
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:55, 14 replies)

This is perfectly rational.
Cats are shit.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 12:59, closed)

Good point

( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:01, closed)

The only reason people profess to like cats is because they themselves want to be perceived as individual and independent-minded
Quite often you'll find they're left-wing, and sympathetic to these amusingly self-titled "anarchists".

Or that they're 60yo women (or aspiring to be).

Dogs are great.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:00, closed)

interesting
you'd think that dogs - pack mentality, self-sacrificing, loyal to groups - would be left wing, and cats - independent, libertarian, putting personal freedom above welfare of the community - would be right wing. Or maybe linking pets and politics is just silly.

Anyway, I disagree. Dogs are wankers.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:52, closed)

Cats
are Psychotic. Dogs appreciate you.
(kitescreech still here, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:03, closed)

Pah. To both.
Chickens FTW!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:09, closed)

You silly monkey!
That's not how you spell "Goat"!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:17, closed)

Yes, I agree, Monkey's are great too.

( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:22, closed)

Poor, poor banhammered baldmonkey.
:(
ALWAYS IN R HEATERS!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:44, closed)

Mock
Turtles are lovely pets.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 13:19, closed)

Cats and Dogs
Dogs were domesticated about 20,000 years ago, cats however were only domesticated about 4,000 years ago. In my eyes this gives cats a 15,000 year disadvantage based on selective breeding that dogs have been subjected to. Cats can also see in colour and dogs cant.
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 15:19, closed)

Yep, this is why I had to smuggle the diet cat food into the house because it was in a different colour bag. Once it was transferred into the plastic hopper thing the stupid animal was none the wiser.
(squirrelysquirrel, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 3:28, closed)

Dogs do see in colour...
...but apparently not in the same way that humans do.
Anyway, dogs rule. Especially boxers.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15, closed)

I like both
I have cats because they're ignorant, self-suficient bastards. It wouldn't be fair to a dog to go to work all day, come home, feed it, and go straight back out to the pub again. The cats, on the other hand, are quite happy with that situation
(bblgoose, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 19:12, closed)