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This is a question My job: Expectation vs Reality

When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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I used to be the best London-based cartographer in the world.
An 'otter plotter there was not. A blot I got mattered not one jot.

Actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:07, 6 replies)
I had you down as an otter frotter
Obviously I am disappoint.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Wed 14 May 2014, 20:03, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:18, closed)
FP THIS NAOW

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:19, closed)
Your keyboard might be broken.
Unless there's another reason for you to be speaking in yiff?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 14 May 2014, 21:37, closed)
^ Winning Reply Of The Week.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 14 May 2014, 22:28, closed)
I am tipping my hat to that reply.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:23, closed)

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