Payback
.
This has nothing to do with me. I was just there.

I was with a bloke from work in a pub in Reading having a few beers. I didn't know this bloke too well, he was just another techie and he seemed to be up for a laugh. I'd bought the first beer and Jim went to the bar to get the next round in but he seemed to be taking rather a long time. He eventually came back and he was pissed off.

"Thieving fucking pikey bastards" he spluttered. "I gave her a 20 for the beers and the bitch gave me change of a 10 and point blank refuses to give me the other tenner."


He was not a happy punter. So we drank our beers and decided to head for another pub.

"Back in a minute Legless" says Jim heading for the bog

Couple of minutes later Jim comes back.

"Come on, lets go" he said heading for the door

"Oh - darling" he yelled back at the barmaid "I've left your tip in the poolroom" And we exited the pub.

"Come on, run" says Jim

"Eh? Why?" I asked.

"'Cos I've just shit on their pool table" grins Jim

We ran.


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:05, 8 replies)

That is...
... ace! (bringing back the word ace)
*clicky*
( MadAdamUk was last alive on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 1:55, closed)

That's Reading in a nutshell.
An utter shithole, bested only by Harlow. And Luton.

Good work. *click*
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 8:02, closed)

Awesome
and genius.

clickyclicky
(Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 9:31, closed)

Classic!!
No better feeling than petty minded revenge.
( Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:16, closed)

lol
sounds imilar to what me and my mates did, left a deposit at our hotel in ayia napa last year, came to getting it back at the end of the 2 weeks, and we were told we had been too noisy so we weren;t getting out £150 back! in the hour before our coach came to collect us, our group of 20 had poo'd on a sunlounger, in the indoor pool, in the urinals, in the communal showers, in the gym, in the lift.

that'll teach em! :)
(boosh, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 10:58, closed)

class!
Nothing says i hate you like a fresh steming turd : )
(It'sLikeHerdingCats, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 11:14, closed)

I live in Reading
and this generally an acceptable form of payment around these parts...
(Nuclear Ninja like a radioactive Chuck Norris..., Fri 22 Feb 2008, 16:15, closed)

It wasn't the Brewery Tap was it?
I've often thought that it would have been improved by the addition of some real faeces rather than just the regulars.
( edz314 smelled the glove on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:20, closed)