KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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I HAVE A WINNER !!!!!!!!!Prince set for 'secret hip replacement'
The Age Melbourne - February 26, 2008 - 10:17AM
Fingers crossed... pop star Prince reportedly requires hip replacement surgery.
Pop singer Prince - who released his first album in 1978 - is being forced to undergo the surgery at just 49-years-old after suffering excruciating pain as a result of years of blistering performances.
A source told Britain's News of the World newspaper: "For months Prince, who always puts on the most energetic shows, has been complaining of pain every time he moves.
"He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again."
The surgery will involve removing the ball and socket of Prince's damaged hip and replacing it with a titanium joint.
What with all the fuss about the Purple Pain a few weeks ago, I thought B3ta should be the first to know . . .
I shouldn't giggle, but man - *that's* karma . . .
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Mrs Legless . . . belongs to, well, you know . . . :), Tue 26 Feb 2008, 8:01,
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Hip Hip Hooray!I find that really quite amusing :)
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I have a good use for the one they take outclub the miserable fucker to death with it.
Headlines "Hasbeen musician clubbed to death with own hip - world rejoices"
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WINNAR!:D
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the moral isdont fuck with b3ta
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Is it just me......or does the phrase "a result of years of blistering performances" sound a bit like friction burns?
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