Little VictoriesI recently received a £2 voucher from a supermarket after complaining vociferously about the poor quality of their own-brand Rich Tea biscuits, which I spent on more tasty, tasty biscuits. Tell us about your trivial victories that have made life a tiny bit better.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Feb 2011, 12:07)
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Drugs? No officer.I'm 19. I have long hair. I am flouncing down the street in Kingston Upon Thames. It is 1992. I have a cold. I blow my nose and put the snotty hanky in my pocket just as i turn a corner. A police van full of Met coppers are watching me. As i pass the van, one says, "Oi! Hippy..What did you just put in your pocket?". "A snotrag" i reply. "Empty your pockets" says he. I do. I hand him my very full snotrag. He opens it up , obviously hoping to find a kilo of cocaine. It's all my green snot. He tries to hand it me back. I say, "I don't want it" and walk off. All his copper mates are howling at him as he's left with a handful of my warm wet bogeyjuice. My finest hour.
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 0:30, 6 replies)
hahahamy neighbour was once bundled into the back of a police van because he was carrying a large suspicious package.
Turned out it was a bag of laundry he was taking to get washed.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:02,
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Nice, very funny!*click*
Although he probably had the last laugh by taking it down the station and entering your DNA on to their database ;)
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Good work!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 9:41,
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Did he really say "Oi - hippy!" ?Hilarious tale!
(, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 10:56, closed)
An almost identical tale......a middle eastern friend of mine was caught putting his hands in his pockets by a copper who demanded to known what he was hiding.
My mate had a sweet tooth and was fond of kinder eggs. He told the constable the truth, he had a horse in his pocket.
After being given a stern lecture about taking the piss out of uniformed officers my mate takes a small plastic horse out of his pocket to show the man.
Suddenly there were crimes being commited elsewhere that meant the policeman had to dash off.
(, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:02, closed)
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