Break time at the Haunted House
I was one of several dancing zombies at a theater remodeled as a Haunted House this last Halloween. The episodic, vigorous hunt for brains was hard work, of course, and we were resting between waves of visitors. One of the Haunted House guides was a teenage girl dressed as a cat - cat whiskers, cat ears, cat tail. She sprawled face down on the stage. A teenage boy reached over and playfully lifted up her little cat tail. "Stop!" she shouted. "You've got to buy me dinner first!"
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:24, 4 replies)

Beautiful
this should win
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:23, closed)

prick

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:33, closed)

You should buy him a drink first
or at least say 'please'.

Manners maketh man.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:54, closed)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
oh, wait. this didn't happen and wasn't funny. soz.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:35, closed)