One Place I Worked
had a porky chap who used to prepare his lunch, and snacks, in the morning at work before he started. He never deviated from his foods of choice. He'd arrive at work with 6 hamburger rolls, a fuck-off tin of tuna and a Mars Bar. He'd empty the tuna into a bowl, squirt a ridiculous amount of mayonnaise into it, stir, and slop onto his six rolls. The prepared rolls would then go into a plastic tupperware box and be stuck in the fridge.

He'd eat these at random times during the day as he got peckish.

Then someone started to fuck with his head. At first, he'd steal a roll, keep it for a few hours until fat chap noticed he was a roll down, then replace it. Then he got inventive and started to bring the exact same rolls into work and add them to fat chaps box - randomly. Some days fat chap got two extra rolls, some days one, occasionally three - and the odd day he'd get no extra but one stolen.

Completely pointless exercise but amused me. Fat cunt shouldn't have cut my rate at contract renewal time. He ended up going to the doctors as he thought stress was affecting his memory.

No mate, it wasn't stress, it was me. You fat fuck.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:20, 4 replies)

Classic legless

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:25, closed)

Good one.

( Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 13:27, closed)

Have a click.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:08, closed)

Brill.
Would've been funny to change the filling also :)
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Thu 12 Jan 2012, 15:38, closed)