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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Mindtricks
My mother once played a trick on me when I was little, that left me completely horrified. For reasons I don't remember we had a chicken. Just one chicken, which I think she'd taken in as some sort of chicken refugee. Anyhow one day I woke up and was told solemnly that this chicken had died in the night. I wasn't that upset and trotted off to school.

That night however there was chicken for dinner. My mother, completely straightfaced leaned over and told me that the chicken I was eating was our chicken. I looked at her horrified and completely unbelieving. She pointed at a wriggly tendon like bit and told me that it was a worm.

The bastard hadn't cooked the chicken of course, it had been buried, and it was the source of substantial laughter on my parents part that I had believed them.
(, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 12:37, Reply)

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