MumsMrs Liveinabin tells us: My mum told me to eat my vegetables, or I wouldn't get any pudding. I'm 32 and told her I could do what I like. I ate my vegetables. Tell us about mums.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 13:21)
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A good way to make these stories sound creepyis to imagine that "mum" or "mother" is a pet name for the writer's penis.
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ConverselyRead these entries www.b3ta.com/questions/pythonshame/
and assume that penis (and other synonyms and euphamisms) are actually references to the writer's mother.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 12 Feb 2010, 18:47,
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I beat my mumsiejust last night...
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Me tooin fact I beat her so badly she was sick on my wife's tits.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 1:05,
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