My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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"Ive got some cunts!"My first step on the long long road that is my Porn addiction was at the age of 9 at school..
One Morning one of the scruffy bumpkin freaks I shared classes with arrived in the playground announcing (in a very loud voice) "Ive got some cunts, Ive got some cunts!"
Impressed by both his boast about possesion of female parts and his usage of the 'c' word we eagerly gathered round...
The scruff then proceeded to produce a collection of perfectly cut out pictures of ladies hairy front bottoms.... when I say pictures of ladies front bottoms I mean JUST pictures of the most intimate areas-nothing else-no boobs,bums,legs or faces.... all very carefully cut out from what was later revealed to be his Dad's stash of grot mags.
I was somewhat dissapointed the the tiny pictures that looked ,to my innocent eyes, a bit like Jimmy Hill's chin and promptly shattered his new found fame by announcing "yuk I hate cunts Im more of a tits fan" a statement everyone else present seemed to agree with.
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 16:30,
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