My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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/unlurk/Not the first experience by a long chalk, but when in France on a work secondment, I had cause to learn how to drive a forklift truck. The instructor was a large, friendly chap called Alexis, who spoke no English. Two of us on the course spoke minimal French.
Basically, after about four hours working out what he meant by looking at the pictures in the manual, we stopped for lunch.
At which point, being the official French authority representative, in our workplace, tasked with ensuring we could safely drive a ton of metal capable of lifting a car, he proceeded to show us a fine selection of attractive blondes in highly compromising positions.
On his government-issued , French HSE-equivalent laptop.
Yes, they really are all like that.
(I'd have answered the question but it was the usual binbag under a hedge.)
/lurks back up again/
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 22:53,
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