Good god.....
Obligitory post.

Being a lucky bastard at 12, my father bought a sky box and unwilling (read "cheap) to fork out for a sky card, obtained a "chipped" card for all the channels.

3 weeks after my 13th birthday, Mother kicks out aforementioned father (hence known as prick) for marital infidelities. Mother gets job working in a taxi rank on night shift. On one friday, had said bye to mother as she left at half 7, saying how a family friend wanted father's collection of boat maintenance magazines as prick sold his trawler to friend.

Dug out said mags and a little brown cardboard box caught my attention. Escort was first, oh says I, got some good stuff here. Foxey Lady was next. An introduction to the pleasures of the flesh by the goddess that is Teresa Orlowski. Bonus. hten the books that made my eyes pop out. Imagine if you will a readers digest sized book as thick as the guinness book of records and stuffed to the gills with top-notch dutch hardcore porn. Blood rushing south ensured I needed a sit down to stop my head spinning. Returned to the house, started channel hopping and found.... German late night porn programmes.

Heaven for a 13 yr old.

Recently found a copy of my 1st Foxey Lady on the web for sale. :)
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 6:40, Reply)