Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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Obviously this is fucking magnificent...I am an attention whore...
Innkeeper will do fine. Joseph was a cunt anyway. And I'd do the Innkeeper in the style of Scarface.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:55,
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Joseph was a cunt?...Well then it's the best bit of casting since they gave the voice of Garfield to Bill Murray.
Woo again!
Spanks, we can privately act out the little known scene from the nativity, where the innkeeper says:
"Well, we might have some room at the inn...but you'll have to let me touch your cock first"
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:07,
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Or the scenewhere the innkeeper produces the photos of Mary sucking off the donkey and threatens to blackmail her unless she does unspeakable inkeeper-related-sex-acts.
Virgin my arse...
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SpankyHanky, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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lol"Say hello to my little inn"
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That'd be fantastic.Innkeeper opens door to reveal a huge pile of coke and an assault rifle. Then sends his dwarf mate out back to check on the animals.
Dwarf mate hits his head on the roof of the stable, and the innkeeper quips
"Stable low to my leetle friend!"
no laughs? It's all in how I tell 'em...
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 20:56,
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