NeighboursI used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 12:41)
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this reads like a booka book that i want to read more of.
*click*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:07,
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thanksi really enjoy writing all this nonsense - the oddest thing though is aside from the odd week i do a silly pun... its essentially all true. Mrs Spimf should be given a medal - 20 years the poor woman has done.
i'm really chuffed you enjoy my inane witterings.
cheers.
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:37,
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i do!have you considered writing a book? i'm sure it would sell!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 0:50,
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