celebs wishing they hadnt met me...
i seem to have a habit of hurting celebs.....
was strolling thru town a few yrs ago, when a woman of advancing years came charging out of a shop as i passed - physics being what it is, something had to give, as luck would have it it was her that ended up on her arse in the street. I was terribly apologetic (even though it was a no-fault deal) and helped her up, realising as i did so it was Rula Lenska - she was v nice about it, my biggest worry was that i might have ended up meeting dennis waterman - the man who destroyed all respec i had for him from the Sweeney by agreeing to be in that pile of shite that was Minder....
more recently, is the incident i'm most proud of in a tacky way - waiting at Heathrow for my battered old rucksac on the carousel, and when it arrived i grabbed for it and swung it onto my back, only for it to stop and me to hear an "ooooofff" from behind me. i turned around, offering apologies to the guy who i'd just folded in half with a heavy bag, to realise it was Pearce Brosnan... so any prospective bond villains out there, dont waste time and effort trying to stop 007 with lasers, razor-edged hats etc - just smack him in the plums with a bag, it seems to slow the bugger down.
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Tue 30 May 2006, 14:40, Reply)