I once managed to convince a girl I was management
I'd been out over in Sheffield for a job interview and had gotten back to Chester in my suit and had a phone call to say I'd not gotten the job...

This was a bit disappointing (especially after being told that I was the teacher the kids liked the most) so I decided to do what any sensible adult does when they get a bit of bad news and decided on a drink or 2.

At the time I was working for BT and a supplier was in town and was hosting a nigh out. I texted a mate form home to meet me in town and met up with the people out with the supplier, this resulted in many free drinks and a trip to Rosies (all paid for by the supplier). While in there, as I was smartly dressed (still suited and booted) I got a lot of attention with a few questions asking if I was management (apparently girls like a man in power in a club, or so I've heard). As a result of this being smartly dressed up I ended up bagging off with a very tall and fit redhead, only to be so leathered as to forget her name in the taxi on the way home, lose my tie and forget her number too...

At least I did better than my mate though who was taken back by a girl to a hotel where she promptly passed out, leaving him locked between the room and the corridor and so had to spend the night in what was essentially a cell...

Great days...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:46, 4 replies)

Wouldn't be in
Solihull now would it?
(Scrumpy does not negotiate with terrorists,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:54, closed)

Well done!
Reminds me of a gay mate of mine who's always immaculately dressed - he tried to get into a club in Cardiff but was wearing a very neat Burberry raincoat. The bouncers thought he was part of the notorious Cardiff City hooligan crew, The Soul Crew. My mate wasn't very pleased - "Don't let me in by all means, but do I look like a football hooligan?" He spat out at them. Happy days.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:09, closed)

Ha ha! Rosies!
Is that place still open?
( caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 19:10, closed)

It is indeed!
And it has changed Reflex to Babylon!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:06, closed)