Just like everyone else's.
I work for a large chemical company that stores the toxic, potential air polluting stuff in a special 'bunker' that you aren't allowed to use electronic devices in lest a spark gets loose and it all goes up in a big bang and half the town disappears.

As part of further safety measures, the Health and Safety guy- a large man with spectacles and BO that could melt diamonds, goes around and checks that everything is where it should be and seems to be putting larger and larger signs up on the walls and shelves to make it even easier to locate and store stuff.

He has excellent knowledge of the wall mounted platform upon which the Nitrous Dioxide is to be stored.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 10:21, 9 replies)

Fuck me that was a stretch
But well done anyway.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:02, closed)

Nothing made up about this one.
It's my first 'pun' one, so I thought I'd tack it onto something that's actually true.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:05, closed)

*applauds*

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:07, closed)

Proper groaned at that, you dreadful cunt.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 13:22, closed)

I like this

( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 15:46, closed)

ok
not all puns are shit. well done. This is the one and only pun this week worth the reading
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 16:56, closed)

Pun?
This was going to be yet another story about a man who was unaware of his BO- it was so bad that even the super-duper climate control/anti contamination air conditioning bowed down in its presence.

Then it struck me that b3ta isn't the place to be horrible to people, and that in fact he was just doing his job, and doing it rather well. The fact that he deals with multiple departments across site makes him one of the more knowledgeable co-workers I've encountered.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 17:28, closed)

Superb.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Dec 2012, 21:09, closed)

Oh bravo!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 22:21, closed)