Me to my little brother
I came home one day to find that one of my strings had broken on my guitar. My brother was always wanting a go so naturally I thought interrogating him would be the best place to start.

Me: Did you break my string
Him: What guitar string

Case solved
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:16, 2 replies)

had the same with my brother's ex girlfriend
thieving skank that she was.
"alex, where's the money from my room? i know you took it."
"i didn't take your ten pounds!"
silly cow.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:26, closed)

For some reason
This made me laugh like a goon.
(Blunt Logic, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 13:15, closed)