The Food Of Love
No, no, I definitely didn't feed an aquaintance a vegetable curry that was made using vegetables which, earlier that day, had been buried up to the stalk in my girlfriend's growler.

And I definitely didn't derive any amusement from the fact that, being a fully paid up, sandal-and-sock wearing god-botherer, it was the closest he'd ever got to actual ladyparts.

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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:00, 4 replies)

Ugh
That is truly nasty. Glad it didn't happen. Also, remind me never to come to dinner at your house.
(Booce, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 16:50, closed)

Good man!
Was there any cumin not in the curry?
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 19:03, closed)

"buried up to the stalk in my girlfriend's growler"
*tears*

Brilliant.
( mikenco, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 14:55, closed)

What type of veg?
Enquiring minds want to know!
(flimflam_machine, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:15, closed)