It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Some years ago, my mate Matthad a daughter who was in the toilet training phase and would still have occasional accidents. So he and his wife would carry spare underwear and trousers for their daughter just in case.
One day he nips into a public toilet in a shopping centre for a pee. As he's finishing and is shaking the last drips off, he sneezes and pulls out a hankie to wipe his nose. But, it wasn't a hankie in that pocket, and other patrons of the toilets are now looking at a bloke with his cock out who appears to be sniffing a pair of pants that would fit a two year old girl.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:06,
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Haaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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Oh fuck ha ha ha ha haa!Definite click for that!
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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!It can easily happen.
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hahahahaha!!!!as a dad of a 3 yr old girl, *instaclicks*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:42,
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2 1/2Have a daughter so only a matter of time, still it could be worse, could have a boy's pants
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This could so easily be ...... so many of us.
*click*
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:39,
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