Nice one Chompy.
I note with interest that 60s boogeyman and US justice system anomaly Charles Manson is up for his 13th parole application. Whilst there isn’t a doubt in my mind that he was and almost certainly is Very Bad News, he is 77 years old. He is also inside for the Tate/LaBianca murders when there is no suggestion that he actually carried them out himself.

He’s still locked up for being the personification of the ‘dirty hippies’ who ‘ruined’ America in the late 60s as much for anything else. He is a symbol of the brief spell when ‘old skool’ America lost its grip and for that reason I suspect he’ll never be let out. They were fucking terrified of him, to the extent that he was forbidden from giving evidence at his own trial in case he somehow hypnotized the jury. Seriously.

How fucking medieval is that? Stupid cunts.

Who else is a stupid cunt?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 14:09, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Firaxis are remaking the original X-com
True story.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:34, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Help us choose the new Question of the Week
New vote is HERE
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Quentin needs to brush his teeth more.
What's your oral hygiene routine?

Alt: is global warming real or is it bollocks?

Alt alt: what paper do you read?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 10:58, 110 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Long weekend!!!!
The one thing I'm looking forward to over all other this weekend is a massive lie in.

So, work. Have you met your childhood ambitions? Are you in your dream job.


Alt. Breakfast.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 7:53, 191 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

breasts?

( broadsword w⚓, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 20:09, 93 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just viewed the same flat twice
Different letting agents. I made some keen and insightful comments the second time, I can tell you.

Now I am in a pub and have discovered they have no bacon for my bacon and cheese burger. London sucks.

What are you all up to?

Alt: who are worse people than estate agents?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 17:57, 93 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

2 hours left, let's club together and buy Rangers FC. Anyone up for it?
I've got about 7K anyone else gonna chip in?

alt: Age restrictions, would you change any?I think fags shouldn't be sold to teenagers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 15:33, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that my News gland has exploded with Fearicider!
Big news coming in your eyes.

It's a visual representation of the Peadof Isles
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124805/The-paedophile-map-Britain-child-sex-attack-takes-place-20-MINUTES.html

Quote brass eye at lunch you pricks
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 13:37, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello
It's a pretty slow news day today.

What would you ideal BBC news headline be?
Alt: go fuck yourself
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:20, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that was a cracking start to the day, wasn't it?
No.

I'm still lolling at that boy who murdered his mum, shouting at his tie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:10, 184 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bastard Cyclists!

Cyclist almost made me crash! The bastard signalled to move into my lane, giving me plenty of time to slow down safely.

I was so surprised I lost concentration and almost ran a red light.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 7:41, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mein Gott!
This time last week I was mincing about in my sequinned Y-fronts.

Tonight it's snowing.

Isn't weather brilliant!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 20:05, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's the final hurdle of the day
Are you all looking forward to home time.

What are your plans when you get home?

What are your plans for the 4 day easter mini holiday?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 16:35, 61 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Jelly bean candles are nice. What gay shit do you like?
Soft furnishings - strictly for queers or do they represent your character?

For the men. Best meat?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:56, 293 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

News linksss
www.guardian.co.uk/politics/blog/2012/apr/03/boris-johnson-and-ken-livingstone-live-hustings-transport-london
Boris and Ken in Lift row shocker. Who's the real fucking liar? You are.

Also disabled dating www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17584953 would you date someone in a wheelchair? What's your disability limit for loooove?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 13:06, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

one thread by lunchtime. it's a new low for OT
what other striking lows have there been?

what about the high points?

alt: is anyone who describes themselves as "an intellectual" automatically a total wanker who is not intellectual enough to understand this? are YOU an intellectual?

alt alt: it's nearly 12. what are you shovelling down your fat throat today?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 11:48, 147 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Even though I have loads of work to do, I love a good skive. I mean, you are reading this, and are hardly working are you?
So what do you love doing, when you should be doing something else?

Alt: Easter, too chocolatey or too naily for your likeing?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 8:52, 207 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Where the white girls be at?
Bank holiday weekend this weekend, doing anything good?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 21:07, 168 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Reasons to be cheerful, part 3.
What have you got to be cheerful about?

Alt. Favourite famous raspberry ripple.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:32, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Game of thrones season 2 started last night, OH BOY, I watched half the first eppisode on the way into work, got the second half on my way home.
Although now its light when I get home, I like looking out the window, I get to see the emerate's stadium and ally pally and a big jewsons that is nothing to do with me. It's weird, I now find the underground a bit depressing. I can't even update my facebook status on it.

Pasta salad for lunch, but I always feel weird eating stuff that requires a fork at work. I got some weird food habits in that respect.

My money tip is this week I've taken out all the money I think I'll spend for the week today, and I'm not going to use my card. That way I can see my money disappear and think "OH NOES, I DONT HAVE MUCH LEFT, I CANT BUY THIS".

Do you have any budgeting tips?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 14:42, 293 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've been told I'm not allowed to have a fridge in my office
Apparently this is something to do with the law governing electricity supplies in buildings. I reckon it's because they don't want me to have a fridge using up all that electricity.

What have you been told you can't do recently?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:10, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This one's for Brits.
And Argentians. It's the 35th anniversary of the Falklands invasion. Does anyone care? Are "anniversaries" that important? It's the Queen's 60th this year, does this merit a fucking paegant?
Alt, brunch
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:31, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guten morgen meine kleine.
Good weekend? Shit weekend? Mediocre weekend? Do tell, unless of course you have nothing interesting or amusing to say, in which case by all means keep it to yourself, thanks.

I walked along the canal to Angel this morning. Normally I get a bus then a tube to get there, and was interested to see that it's only five mins slower on foot. Now my buttocks and thighs ache. Nice mental image for you all.

Alt: Anything exciting happening this (short) week?

Alt alt: I read this morning that in Austria they are bringing in ‘alco-locks’ for the cars of convicted drink-drivers: a kind of breathalyser-activcated entry system. Despite the rubbish name that seems to me like something that should be on all cars. What do you think? EDIT I feel this way about speed limiters like they have on lorries - why on earth isn't the fitting of limiters to prevent speeding a standard practice in all vehicles? Why is it even possible to speed? The cynic in me wonders if the revenue from tickets is the answer.

Alt alt alt: Reply 'Yes. You are a cunt' if you are an active homosexual riddled with communicable diseases.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:37, 172 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Sunday needs it's own thread
I've been DIYing like a boss. Only burnt myself on the steamer once, only steamed off plaster once and only the one blister forming on my thumb.

now for drinking tea.

what have you been doing like a boss?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:35, 212 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Oh, come on, /OT.
Where the hell is everyone?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:35, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

g'noon.
word up?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 17:53, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Or if you'd prefer not to moan
List some entertaining websites that I wouldn't have otherwise docisvered myself.
( WormuIus, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Happy Saturday.
I went out last night. Dramalols all round, slept on a sofa, woke up at 8am with a conference call and a migration starting at 8:30. Racing in, head pounding, to sit at my desk unshowered and in last night's clothes, absolutely minging. Only to have a firewall problem that's put the job back by an hour.

I am going home for a much needed set of morning ablutions. I have, however, had the opportunity for a sausage sandwich and a mug of tea.

Tales of last night's adventure, woe, or plans for similar for the weekend ahead, please.
( Kroney, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 8:58, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)