GO TEAM GB
FUCKING GOLD!!!!!
We're kicking arse in the rowing.

What's for lunch?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:57, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enough of that Battered person
It seems that supermarkets are using more plastic bags than ever, should bags be taxed to try and reduce the amount we use?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:07, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enough of that Vagabond person.
If you were to volunteer for a charity which would you chose and what would you do for them?

Alt: spit or swallow?

Alt2: red or white with fish?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:12, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just heard a girl at work describing a film to her friend, in which she used the phrase "It was totes emosh!"
What are your favourite awful vernacular distortions?

Alt: who's your favourite movie baddie?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:56, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread was bollocks.
So, Wednesday, yeah? Wi-cked.

I keep being forced to watch sports. It's really starting to grate now. By which I of course mean GO TEAM GB.

Q: I got my third 'good morning' in as many days from Boris Johnson today. We are now best mates, as I see it. Who was the last 'famous person' you saw and were they a cunt?

Alt: Why you no rissen? As I understand it, some little people have been cheating at that most pathetic of 'sports', 'badminton'. I think they should be forced to collect cockles in Morecambe Bay to atone for their transgressions. How would you deal with this yellow peril?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:26, 202 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I bought some tea that's supposed to help you sleep
It's fucking 3:25am. Tasted alright though.

When did you last get ripped off?
( Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 3:25, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll leave this here in case anybody suddenly needs a spare thread.
GO TEAM GB
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:20, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This thread should see us through till bedtime.
So, what are we going to do if qotw never comes back? What kind of immigration policy can we adopt to make sure the weirdos don't come round here, stealing our jobs and defiling our virgins?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:23, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucksocks.
Really, it's a question about that word. Thus far I've encountered it in two places- b3ta and Christopher Moore's novels. He says he picked it up from some goth website circa 2004-5.

Anyone in here remember when it first appeared? It's got me wondering...

Alt: hamtoucher.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 20:05, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening.
Just popping in.
Your thoughts for the day?
( WormuIus, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:27, 92 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

blunts make me puke
Guess I'm not gangster enough, why aren't you gangster?

Alt : secret enjoyment? Dancing for me all the way, if I see a show or movie I prance about for ages after
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 19:26, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you have long hair? What's the longest you ever had it?
Alt: Has anyone ever got annoyed with you when you were in a circle passing round a joint but you knew that if you had a toke you'd like fucking spew because you don't have the constitution for fucking joints and they were all like 'c'mon man take a fucken toke' and you were trying to be pleasant and cool without mentioning the spewing thing but this fucker just wouldn't let up so you just fucken' er, just er, left the party?

Altalt: If you could live the rest of your life in one place in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norn Iron where would it be?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:53, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

omg deletion

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is a strange story here.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-19062560

How can they not find out the address or name of the child?
find out from the number, if it's a mobile it'll be registered to a person, if it's a landline it'll be registered to an address.

WTF?

Alt: When was the last time you vommited?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:54, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What athlete are you most like
By height and weight.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139

Some Kiwi cyclist for me.

Which Olympic sport would you stand the most chance in? I'm going for archery as it's a piece of piss.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Moving on.
It's lunch time, whats for lunch you lot????!?!!??

LUNCH!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I heard
a couple walking past my flat on the street the other day. Blazing row in progress. The best Scally Scouse screeching back and forth. I turned the TV volume down, and listened. Apparantly the young lad was annoyed at whom I think was his Missus. She had apparantly spent "all of their 100 quid on Weed". I peered out of the window to get a better look, and noticed 2 kids with them on scooters in tow. Stopping as their parents stopped, quite obviously upset at their parents for arguing...


Whats the best/worst example of scally britain you can recall?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:12, 134 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gamer's corner
you OCD, fat, meat-lozenges.

After a hiatus I've booted up the windows gaming beast. Scary how many updates were in the pipeline.

I've been playing Borderlands. Stuck at "Skagzilla" if anyone's got some pointers.
Oh and Grimrock -http://www.grimrock.net
Might have to dig up some of my old "FPS Doug" episodes now.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 11:00, 52 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SHOUTING.
I instigated a full-blown shouted argument with a customer of mine at 8:59 this morning. I am still fucking livid at the slanderous cunt. But generally I'm not one of life's shouters.

Are you? If so, do you do so as a technique to get what you want (as my ghastly prole of a boss does) or do you lose control and can't help it?

There was a hilarious dunce on the tube last night who was being absolutely destroyed at full volume by his girlfriend. We heard it all, including how his mum wouldn't post bail for him and how he was going straight to 'Scrubs' for 18 months, out in nine but he wasn' bothered. She countered this by saying he was a 'dick' who needed to 'man up' and suggested prison might help with this. It was v LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:56, 116 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning bellends
Yesterday everything jimmy saville owned was auctioned off for charity, but what is the tackiest thing you posess? Do you have a large porcelain leopard in your hallway or maybe you have a massive tv mounted on the wall so you can gawp at delusional teenage fuckwits on a staurday night singing their souls away.

Alt: describe your ex with a song title
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:25, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening all
This message will self destruct in one hour.
What would you do in your last hour?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:04, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So are you all watching the glorified sports day? You sad cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:01, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That wee 19 year old out of GO TEAM GB could have a go at cleaning and jerking me.
And I don't mean that in a lewd sense. I mean that I'm only a few kilos above her PB and well within her reach with a couple more years practice.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 18:25, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck that shit.
What events do you think will be appropriate for the b3ta olympics?

That's right it's like a round from I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue, but only if you imagine the panel are retards.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:44, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A new thread as requested.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:44, 102 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone tried any of those Heinz '5 Beans' shizzles yet?
Alt: lunch thread fo' rilla.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:03, 241 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Following on from my below thread, my quack has agreed to refer me to the mental health specialists.
I know this is probably the worst place to discuss these things, but shit it.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 11:31, 181 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah shut up.
I watched over two and half hours of Kenneth Williams-related television last night, shove that up your Team GB. It was great, he was a right weirdo but also one of my favourite entertainers of all time. I could have done without seeing Michael Sheen's penis though. Unnecessary to say the least.

What else is unnecessary?

Alt: What really is necessary?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:15, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)