WHY is no one talking?
I have nothing to do, nowhere to go, and my housemate is gone Out somewhere. I turn to the internet in the hopes that you will be able to entertain me, but frankly, you're all probably out enjoying that "sun" thing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:42, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Anyone around?
I'VE HAD CURRY.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:41, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Weekend plans
What are you up to this weekend?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:04, 145 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thread 4
Has anyone got any loo roll related news?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:22, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thread 3
Lets talk about food
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08, 53 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thread 2
Lets talk about animals
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thread 1
Let's talk about clothes
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Im interested in this article
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19281492 though Im more interested in Dominic Casciani's analysis on how he might try and make it to the airport without getting arrested.

Be imaginative, how might he make it out of the country and onwards to Ecuador
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:04, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

200 replies is too much.
So here's a bbc news link www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19291911

It's gove's deptment being shit and giving the wrong information. This is the second time it's happened recently. Strange how the correct information is always worse eh?

Alt: I have a half day, who wants to touch me?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:41, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread is shit.
What questions should I ask in this one?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:12, 210 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm going to Birmingham AND Leamington today!
How rock 'n' roll is that!? What does your Friday hold in store for you, my fellow B3TANs? Do you have plans for tonight which include drink?

Alt: The Paralymics. Interested or not?
Altalt: I dunno, what's the finest breakfast you've ever had and where did you have it?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:22, 121 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Would any of you like to buy me this?
www.jameslist.com/real_estate/the-bahamas/unknown/private-island-paradise-218267
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:37, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

well, Bentley's thread started off needy and has now descended into wack.
Alright? I'm being headhunted, any news with all y'all knotty headed 'nillas?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:02, 25 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hello is anyone there?
Seems strange no one is posting.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:06, 78 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The other thread had too much testosterone
football, cars, pretty girls and sun dried tomatoes.

So, how about you tell me something you've made recently, since no one cares about my adventures in glass.

alt: can you sew?

altalt: crocheting or knitting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:25, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

no offence bear but that seems to be dying a slow death
so i'll put it out of its misery. my colleagues think it's mad that i am squeamish about people sharing food and double dipping, but sharing a hairbrush doesn't bother me at all. what are you totally irrational about? and does it make sense to you?

alt: wtf is the point of sundried tomatoes? salty chewy little pieces of monkey's miscarriage. what supposedly fancy/tasty addition to food would you burn in hell?

altalt: ice in your drink - yes or no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:08, 251 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Starting your own country.
Apparently, it's not that difficult to do, and get recognised as a microstate. Failing that, fuck it, go for a micronation.
What would you call yours? What laws would you pass? Name of your currency? And would you take up a seat in the UN, in the unlikely ocurence you were actually offered one?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 13:05, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A thread for everybody to play in, since Al's is dying.
So, is age just a number? Can people of ten year's difference or more work out or are their respective stages of life too disparate? At what age does this cease to be an issue?

Or talk about any old crap, I guess. I'm not fussy. Talk about lunch, if you want. You can even tell me about the tie you're wearing if you really must, though that didn't seem to go down too well in the earlier thread.

Edit: Animal cruelty, eh? How about that, then?
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:29, 138 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Daily Mail link for you.
I seem to be only linking to news storys of animal cruelty at the moment.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2189074/The-horrific-moment-NYPD-officer-shoots-dog-crowded-city-street-shrieking-bystanders.html

I just worked my arse of this morning and got a shit ton done. What about you lazy lot?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:25, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dozers thread is shit and populated by wankers like Captain Placid
So lets instead talk about A Level results day. They say that the grades won't go up this year because the exam boards were given different guidance.

Is this unfair on the poor little poppets who just want to get into Uni to spunk 3 years of mum and dads money up the wall, or is it a sensible decision to improve educational standards in this country?

Or, without changing the way schools actually teach subjects, is mucking around with the grading process just so much hot air?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:25, 166 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gid moaning.
My team won the pub quiz last night, which means I have been on the winning team two weeks running. Which is nice.

What pattern tie are you wearing today? I would divulge details of mine, but I fear mockery from you autistic arselickers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:12, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well Bobbyboo deleted
Is he PD?
or is it the mild mannered janitor?
Lets just have a free for all on OT
suggest a topic (hazel nuts in every bite)
Alt: when was your last roll with it moment?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:54, 83 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking stop selling the good players ffs

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 19:45, 24 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fuck your food thread.
What's your ideal pairing for Transformers slashfic?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:22, 86 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well that threads about finished
Now I can't be bothered to cook tonight. I may go and try something new foodwise any suggestions?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 18:03, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

News link time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-19271076

No this is lol obviously, but why is it even news, cat probably not hurt, 8 year old kid being a prick shocker.

I don't really get how this is more important than all but one news story in the world today. why are the public and media so shit?

Alt: Can we have a TV show recommendation thread
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:44, 206 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

so i learned the word creepsy on here the other day, and i like it
what words have you learned from b3ta?

alt: tell us about the times someone has been creepsy with you, or you have been inadvertently creepsy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:18, 267 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lyric's thread.
Whats your favorite lyrics?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:41, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do you believe in an afterlife, Ghosts, Aliens, God, spirits or any other stuff that can't really be explained/most people think is crap?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2188507/Dont-turn-light-Terrifying-photos-ghosts-night.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:20, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So rail frachises are in the news.
This is obviously big news for me. Because the west coast mainline is what I use whenever I go to London or see my family in Stafford.

First Groups bid was over £1 billion more than anyone else. So they've got to make £1 billion more Virgin have to just break even.

All sounds like another terrible government fuck up. Who cares?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 12:18, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)