If it's Women's day
does that mean all womens get cake and stuff from the menfolk? Because I'm still waiting...

alt. Bacon butties: excellent, delicious, what I'm having for tea. Why are you so baconbuttyist, CQ?

Hedgehogs are proper cute, discuss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:39, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gyppos eat them.
Bless.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Just to clarify, I mean they eat hedgehogs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I thought you meant bacon butties
I was going to have you sectioned
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Fuck no.
They're too busy eating hedgehogs for that. They wrap them in clay and bake them, then when they crack the clay open, the spines remain in the clay.

Industrious little tinkers, they are. What with that and the horse theiving.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:45, Reply)

+inbreeding + burgling + car stealing + tarmacing + bare knuckle boxing

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)

CHrist batts, did a gypo rape you mum or summat?
You seem to have some proper hate going on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

he hates everyone
who isn't him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Not quite everyone, but close.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I have a real hatred of them. Genuinely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I had noticed.
Hence my query as to who in you family had been violated by one. YOu alright mate?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Not bad thanks.
Up in Widnes yesterday, started work at 7.30am, finished at 23.55. Stayed the night, first meeting this morning was at 7am (setting objectives for one of my direct reports). Currently on train home, flitting between working and skiving on here.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Sounds shit to me
But at least you're working
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I am enjoying it. There's a set of strategic problems to fix which is just my thing and I have a good team.
Yesterday was a bit of an exception hours wise - normally I do an 11 or 12 hour day, plus an hour or so on a Sunday to prepare for the week.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)

As long as you're happy.
I'm just glum because I'm stuck at home for a couple more weeks.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Great opportunity to read a lot though it that's your sort of thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

Yeah, can't find the will.
dunno why, probably depressionlols
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I like your name change. Metal in your skeleton is cool.
I have two 20cm titanium rods and six titanium bolts in my S1, L2 and L3 vertebrae
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)

I'm getting a plate in my shoulder
should get a cool scar too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:24, Reply)

It'll be cool once it's stopped itching.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:36, Reply)

I wonder what heghog tastes like...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

was thinking the same thing
sounds interesting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I voluteer you to be guineepig
Happy beeing-a-woman day BTW
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

yay! you're the first one who remembered

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

Do I get a biscuit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)

no, but I won't throw pots and pans at you
or whatever it is us angry women are meant to do.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:05, Reply)

Like you could find pots and pans.
or muster the strength to throw the microwave at me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)

hey! I found a frying pan just now
and I've been taking microwave throwing lessons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:15, Reply)

OK, aim about south east
and throw hard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Vermin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Have you caught, killed and eaten an urban fox yet?
Thought it may have occurred to you given your domestic budget constraints
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:58, Reply)

they probably taste of chips
I've ofetn wondered if the seagulls round here would taste of fish and chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Squirrel.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Alt:
I gave them a fair shot, but they just didn't live up to either the hype, or my memory of them. I reckon it's one of those things like beer the you only think you like because you have it all the time.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Or that wine that tasted amazing on the terrace in Skiathos
that magically transforms into a repulsive Retsina when you open another bottle of it in Wigan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Yeah, could be that too
I'm not fussed, happy to go on being kinda vegi
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

As a child I only ate meat a couple of times a week, quite often.
We had a gigantic veg patch and fruit cage, as well as pear and apple trees - seriously it was enormous - so we ate fresh (free) food from there a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Excellet
sounds a much healthier balance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)

wait, are you just that CQ bloke with a different name?
Oh great, maybe I will have to ignore you after all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:53, Reply)

that was mean, sorry eddie
I just read the top QOTW answer in your profile, and if I was a girl right now I'd be ovulating for you

Even if you are CQ
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Drat.
And I thought you liked me for me, yes I am CQ, but you can call me "dad"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:07, Reply)

incorrect
just ate bacon butty, it was delicious. Want beer now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:04, Reply)

YES!
found beer in cupboard! I should have more parties
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:07, Reply)

I've often ended up with more beer after parties than before.
I wonder if it's possible to run parties at a net profit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:14, Reply)

yes
especially if your friends all assume you will be crap and thus bring food and stuff and leave it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Ahh, I guess that might work nbetter for you than me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)

i got a bottle of wine from a men today
alt dont know what they are but id like some bacons
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:48, Reply)

It's just a sandwich, K.
It's a northern name for a sarnie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)

northern name label placed on a type of food by inbred simian faced fuckwits who smell of whippets.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:52, Reply)

label placed on a type of food by inbred simian faced fuckwits who smell of whippets proper name
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Show us yer tits

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:16, Reply)

80085

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:18, Reply)

I reckon they're more like spaniel's ears than that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I don't know how to do those in text

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:21, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:35, Reply)

Woah!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:38, Reply)

you must be so proud

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Ahahahahahha, it's gone from being someone shitting on someone's head to it being a mid-torso of a women.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)

what's up with the skinny arms

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:35, Reply)

My friend just linked me to a band who
just do songs about dr who. They have 2 albums. Really. I'd have stopped after 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAi4izfvXo4
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Do they get a different front man
Every few years and are the band known as assistants?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)

that would be cool
for a certain measure of cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:01, Reply)

I wonder if they
Play venues that are deceptively large.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Oh Jeff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Every member of that band are virgins.
FACT.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Alright Barrington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)

I wanted to like that
but they are no Warp 11.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VIPAb6gtCk
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:00, Reply)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Very well thanks.
Dow's is half price in Tesco again. I've raped and pillaged the remaining stock in the one by me, and am a bottle down already.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:11, Reply)

You into whisky?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)

No, nada, nae chance.
Can't stand the stuff.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Shame.
Have you seen that Sasha is playing in Leeds next month?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 19:25, Reply)

I've made an amazing BBQ sauce out of
Chili, Garlic, Oyster Sauce, 5 Spice, Unami, Tomarto Paste, pineapple + juice, orange juice, JD, paprika, honey, appricot jam, sundried tomartos.

It was perfect 'till the point I added the JD in (half way), the rest was disaster control, finishing off with a 7.5/10 rating.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Will you have to have a BBQ to test it out?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I don't even own a suitable place to BBQ anymore =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:26, Reply)

I should get my better half a cake then
also it should be hedgehog shaped (Cadbury's fingers for spikes perhaps?)
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)

one of my students
made a handpuppet from a chocolate finger box in tutorial today. Then he made it a cock from a chocolate finger.

That's your future right there, Britain.

(OK, so I had to try not to lol)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)

As long as he remembered three pubes per ball
we are in safe hands
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)

there were no pubes
as far as I am aware. depending on the health precautions taken by cadbury's
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)

did you eat the cock?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

no
I had to look away as another student did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

gettin old...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)

i was trying not to laugh
and get them to do the things they were meant to
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)

and responsible
*shakes head*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

my new plan is to convince
them that solar flares are a type of trouser from the 60s which were a fashion reaction to moon jeans in the 50s
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Good luck.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Look at this trailer for "we bought a zoo", it's about a guy who buys a house and it turns out to be a zoo.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=STXvAhrVP0U

How the HELL is that "based on a true story" ? I don't believe someone can walk into a house to buy it, hear a lion, and then discover it's a zoo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:25, Reply)

There was a book of it in the biography section
when I worked in a bookshoip
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:29, Reply)

I don't think they bought it by mistake in that one

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Oh, and indeed, dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:32, Reply)

If ther eis one thing I have learnt from Hollywood
it's that about now I am due my 'Big Story', with moving music and dramatic moments and heartfelt speeches. Any day now.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)

And Matt Damon

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Hands up right now who just read that as "maaaaaaaaat Daaaaaaaaaamon", weather they liked Team America or not.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Guilty.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

yeah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)

*raises hand*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Alt I had a bacon AND sausage butty on my way home from work this morning.
What do I win?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:38, Reply)

it's a retrospective prize
I have gone back in time and given you a bacon and sausage butty on the way home earlier today
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Heart disease

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Meh.
What you fucking health nazis don't seem to realise is that the human body is genetically pre-determined to eventually fail.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 8 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)